Here, we would be doing a review of the Doctor Who porn parody. What they got right and what they did not.

What it got right:

  1. The Costumes.

The costumes used for the movies were top notch, they look like what the real movie would actually make use of. Apart from the dildos. You could even win a costume content in them.

Apart from this, they were other parts that got me excited. For example, Ten’s coat has blue lining and orange on the pockets, this means they spent about $300 on that coat alone. They also ensured that they got the best for Martha and Jack. Eleven’s coat looks a bit off in some scenes, this means that the rest of the clothes might not be totally perfect or identical, apart from making costumes themselves, everything else was perfect. The only costume that looked bad was that on a random alien ambassador, and he was on the screen for less than 20 seconds.

  1. Solid Production Values.

The set looked really nice, the pond house looked just like it did in the show. The TARDIS was not that extravagant, and a bit cheaper looking, which is an okay representation of the 9th and 10th doctor’s console rooms. The rest of the sets looks plain, especially Platform One, but you can tell that lots of work was put in where needed.

In some parts, CGI was used and this is better than what you would be expecting from a free porn movie. Even though the outside of Platform One looks a lot more like an egg whisk than a space station.

  1. Wonderful Doctor Who-Themed Pillow Talk.

Every wonderful movie should have quotable bits, and a porn movie also should not be different. Doctor Whore has a number of lines which can be added to you and your significant other intimate times.

What it got wrong.

  1. The Sound.
  2. The story line
  3. The sex scenes